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How They Do It In Bed

  1. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

    GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

    HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

    HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

    HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

    HANDYMEN like good screws.

    HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

    HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

    HUNTERS do it with a bang.

    INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

    INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

    INVENTORS find a way.

    JANITORS clean up afterwards.

    JEWELERS mount real gems.

    JOGGERS do it on the run.

    LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

    LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

    LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

    LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

    LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

    MACHINISTS make the best screws.

    MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

    MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

    MANAGERS supervise others.
     
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  2. That is brilliant.
     
  3. Fantastic post. Very witty and clever.
     
  4. Haha. Very funny